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Offline Alien88

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The Ultrasound Face
« on: November 02, 2011, 05:20:49 PM »

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/8368884/face-spotted-in-testicle-ultrasound

A man's face has appeared in an ultrasound of a testicle tumour, Canadian urologists claim.

G. Gregory Roberts and Naji J. Touma from Ontario's Queen's University discovered the unsettling image of a man with a pained expression on his face while scanning the inflamed testicles of a 45-year-old patient.

The pair wrote in peer-reviewed journal Urology they had considered the possibility of the image being a divine sign.

But after dismissing a theory it could be a gesture from the Egyptian god of male virility Min, the pair decided it was a "mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation".

"The residents and staff alike were amazed to see the outline of a man's face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself was also experiencing severe epididymo-orchitis (inflamed testicles)."

The 45-year-old had the testicle removed but fortunately the tumour turned out to be benign.
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2011, 05:36:00 PM »
lol - poor thing

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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2011, 09:17:41 AM »
They removed it before they tested and found out it was benign????
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2011, 05:59:21 PM »
rofl....what a ballsup.
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2011, 07:41:45 PM »
I bet the owner was testy after that op...
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2011, 08:26:28 PM »
Took some balls though
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2011, 08:33:10 PM »
Well it seems to have been a complete balls up...
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2011, 09:22:35 PM »
Surely you'd have to be nuts to think there was a real face down there.
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2011, 09:27:15 PM »
I can believe there was a face down there ...explains why so many men talk out of their ar$es!
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2011, 10:02:59 PM »
we have to face reality, most men are smart ar$es lol
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2011, 07:00:42 PM »
How long til it shows up on eBay?  :D
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2011, 08:00:35 PM »
lol deka!
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2011, 01:01:34 AM »
Before you scoff, before you spurn,
here's the face of ye olde sperm.
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2011, 09:25:17 AM »
rofl
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Re: The Ultrasound Face
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2011, 08:31:56 PM »
gulp!

oh no, NOT gulp!!!!!!
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